Wednesday, June 04, 2008

Breaking News: Matt and His Landlord in Giant Pissing Contest, and I'm Left Homeless....


It's 645PM on Wednesday right now, and I'm hanging out at work .... Why? Well, the locks have been changed on the doors at the condo. Yes, two heads are colliding here, and now I'm stuck without a place ....
What is going on? Matt is having a spat with his landlord - who happens to live all the way in Hawaii. Like everywhere else in the world, the rent is due on the 1st, which was a Sunday. Matt was going to pay it on the 2nd, but his landlord decided that he needed to pay an extra $100 for being a day late. Now, you and I would just say that that is unfair, and pay the regular rent on the 2nd. Not Matt. He doesn't take things like this lightly. The war is now on.....
Matt decided to wait until today to Western Union the money. Like most places, rent is not considered late until the 5th, but this lady he's dealing with is being a real c-word... She called the locksmith this afternoon, and had the locks changed. Matt has the receipt for paying the rent, so he's in the right, but right now, all I know is that I can't get in to the condo to eat or change clothes for work tomorrow. Nice.
Bro says that the Sheriff's office should be on the way soon, and hopefully this will clear itself up. However, right now, all I know is the most comfortable place I can hang out is the waiting room at the place I spend 12 hours a day - great !!!
Wish me luck !!
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6 comments:

earlcapps said...

Let me know if you want me to get you that $44/night room deal out there.

Anonymous said...

Aw Mike that stinks! And you probably do too. I hope you get to shower!! Snoogens!

Thoroughbred 401k said...

Not to fear, Britton. I'll update this story after work.

Anonymous said...

You really need to be in Costa Rica with me man.

Anonymous said...

ummmm...time to get a new place Matt!

Anonymous said...

And I thought the pic was performance art from a Blue Man Group gig...