Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Hey You, Cover That Ass Up At The Beach, Or You Are In BIG TROUBLE !!!!

Thay Tho Long To The Thong In Myrtle Beach....

This week, a couple of new laws came into existence here in South Carolina. You are probably aware of the new 'Sober or Slammer' laws that started today. There has been plenty of TV advertising spent on promoting the tougher fines and sentences for DUI this month. However, there is another law just enacted in Myrtle Beach that will dampen any guys joy of going to the beach...

Next time you go to the beach, you better be careful what you wear, because bathing suits that show too much booty will be outlawed. Yep, you better make sure that your banana hammock or thong doesn't leave nothing to the imagination, or you will be fined, arrested or executed.... Well, maybe not executed.

What the hell is going on in Myrtle Beach. First, they run off all of the bikers, now they're trying to dress everyone up at the beach like it's Coney Island in the 1930's... Sure, local leaders want to project a family friendly environment, but this is all getting a bit out of control. No doubt that businesses on the Grand Strand are already missing the bikers who spent thousands of dollars each down here already. Now, they're going after the younger crowd too. Not that MB was ever a hot spot for the Spring Break crowd, but you can wipe that out forever.

What's next? Geting rid of all the golfers because they end up at Derriere's after 18 holes. It looks like they've already hired a guy for the job. He's had his Baby Ruth, and ready to destroy...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHOdQQNYBMI

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17 comments:

pluvlaw said...

Is that pic a Reino original from da club?

Anonymous said...

this looks like my ex girlfriend on the lake

Thoroughbred 401k said...

You're a lucky man, Moye.

P-Luv, I could try to take pics - if I wanted my arm broken!! Alas, I only have one very special cleavage pic from TC.

Anonymous said...

haha, a very nice cleavage pic!

The pic. above the blog though...What is that white thing at the bottom of her butt?!

Thoroughbred 401k said...

You'd know better than I would. Is she jamming? I got this picture online, and I didn't even notice that. Nothing gets past you, does it?

Thoroughbred 401k said...

It kinda looks like an after dinner mint..

Anonymous said...

it is a pull string and yes it is where you think it is

Thoroughbred 401k said...

AAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH !!!!

Anonymous said...

I agree about the dinner mint...maybe its like her minty freshener...ugh

Thoroughbred 401k said...

I don't care if she had 50 pine tree air fresheners and a Glade Scented Candle hanging back there, I ain't sticking my nose anywhere near it !

Anonymous said...

i would

Thoroughbred 401k said...

When I do work, I usually work on the other side, Moye!

Anonymous said...

you mean the dark side

Thoroughbred 401k said...

I'm not sure, Darth Vader. Let's just say that i haven't been caught in a Black Hole in some time now...

Thoroughbred 401k said...

Fifteen comments on a blog post about Thongs. You guys are screwed up - almost as much as me !

Anonymous said...

It's not a mint...although that would be funny. It's the tag on her pants. Lol.

Thoroughbred 401k said...

Wow, where did you pull this post up from - it's six months old....