The Obama's FINALLY Get Their New Dog....
This just in... The White House Dog has finally arrived. He is a Portuguese Water Dog. His name is Bo. he's black and wearing a lei ... The only other thing we know is that he was a gift from Ted Kennedy, so the dog's used to dealing with idiots....
So, after three months of a clean White House, the staff can look forward to spraying the carpets with No-Pee and Febreze on an hourly basis. I can hear a young Secret Service guy whispering to himself, "All the years of training, studying, exercising to be the best agent I can be..... and I end up cleaning up dog crap." It's a dog-eat-dog world, fella !! We now return to laundry and yardwork....
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