Friday, August 07, 2009

How To Get Your Mickey D's, And Really Piss Off PETA At the Same Time..

McDonald's Unleashes The Unhappy Meal .....

Tired of eating a meal that just doesn't offend animal rights activists enough? Well, worry no more ...... Mickey D's has just intoduced their new Chicken McCruelty meal - the first fast food meal to earn PETA's Black Shroud of Death Award.

You have to give McDonald's credit on this one - they really went out of their way to be especially cruel to the animals. Broken Bones, scalding the chickens alive.... Heck, they even made Ronald McDonald a dead ringer for Pennywise from 'IT'... It's the meal that would cause PETA, World Wildlife Fund, and your local ASPCA to plant a bomb under your house. Of course , it doesn't exist..... Yet. Like Ronald says, 'THEY ALL FLOAT !!!!!!"

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4 comments:

west_rhino said...

The Obama socialist poster and the PETA mock outrage over it is a fine contrast in hypocrisy...

west_rhino said...

The Obama socialist poster and the PETA mock outrage over it is a fine contrast in hypocrisy...

Earl Capps said...

Mike, I was reading your post, and I'd like to know if you can tell me where I can get a tasty steak peta at?

While we're at it, one time I was in India and was talking to some guy about why he thought cows were sacred. I showed him a bottle of A1, and told him that with this stuff, cows were simply divine.

Anonymous said...

Poor ol' PETA getting upset over alleged tofu turkey that never had bones and was never alive as an animal to be scalded.

Wanna bet PETA backs the euthanasia side of OBAMACARE