Monday, August 17, 2009

Sign Number Five That The World Is Coming to an End ... Tom DeLay to Compete On 'Dancing With the Stars'.... WTF?

Personally, My Money's On The Iceman, Not The Hammer

Uhhh, sometimes there are stories that pop over the wire that leave you just shaking your head, and wondering what a guy is thinking. The next list for the celebrity contestants on the next season of ABC's 'Dancing With the Stars' is out.... And since James Brown is dead, they decided to add former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay.... Yes, The Hammer will be dancing on national television - and the world weeps.....

Now, before we completely dismiss DeLay's chances, we'll let you know his competition - then you can count him out.... He'll be battling Kathy Ireland, Michael Irvin, Mya, Ashley Hamilton, Macy Gray, Mark Dascascos, Donny Osmond, Kelly Osbourne, Joanna Krupa, Chuck Liddell, Natalie Coughlin, Debi Mazar, Louie Vito, Aaron Carter and Melissa Joan Hart.

We'd like to see Chuck Liddell win it all - then beat the crap out of the host.. Having never watched a single episode of this mess, but here's our handicapping of the contestants. Since Aaron Carter and Mya both have to dance , they're the frontrunners. If you're looking for a Dark Horse pick, we're going with Debi Mazar - she looks like she's done ballroom before. The first to go? Either Tom DeLay or Kelly Osbourne. Please Hammer, don't make you hurt us......


1 comment:

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