Sensing a need to take the politics out of the Health Care debate as his support slips, President Barack Obama unexpectedly named Dr. Doug Ross as his Health Care Czar. Ross, a Seattle Surgeon, had previously been an emergency room (ER) doctor at County General Hospital in Chicago. He's also been a handyman at a private girls school in Peekskill, New York.
White House mouthpiece Robert Gibbs touted Ross' qualifications... "We've decided that, to take the political process out of finding common sense solutions to the Health Care issue, that we should put a doctor in charge on deciding. That way, it's all his fault", said Gibbs. "He's a doctor, and he's darned good looking too..... who's going to argue with those eyes?"
What precipitated the sudden move? Maybe it was Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius' lack of reaction to a Town Hall protestor..... At least give some kind of BS reply. Sebelius' failure was an obvious sign of poor judgement and perhaps a lack of support for the $900 Billion plan. Whatever it was, Ross' appointment is a sure sign that damage control is underway.....
This just in...... Ross has been named as one of eleven suspects in a series of Casino robberies in the last few years, and his selection has now been revoked......
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