Thursday, June 14, 2007

Rednecks Rejoice !! Strength and No Ugly Gray Color or Gummy Mess?? It's CLEAR DUCT TAPE !!



Duct Tape That Still Fixes Everything, but Without the Mess !!

In our consumer news, we have a new discovery for every member of the trailer trash brigade. So you need to rehang the fender on your '79 Ford F-150, but you hate the mess of duct tape? Well fear no more, Homer. Those geniuses at 3M have the answer to your prayers........

Scotch now makes CLEAR Duct Tape, so feel free to tie your unruly kid up. Thanks to it's clear color, your neighbors will think he's just laying down for a little while. It also pulls away clear, so not even CSI can find any evidence of abuse or restraint.....

My thanks to Readers Digest for including this in their '100 Greatest Things in 2007' issue, and to the co-worker who left it in the bathroom at work.

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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

almost as good as Saran wrap for covering the toilet...

Anonymous said...

Going to get me some for sure and to you West_Rhino the toilets at Ohare Airport in Chicago you push a button and a new sheet of saran wrap changes on the toilet seat what another great idea. The truth.

Thoroughbred 401k said...

Amazing.. How does it do it without covering the top of the seat??