Would You Chat With This Girl , Even if It Were a Scam ?? So Would I .

Time to call Lufthansa Airlines again..... Meet Lena. I got an e-mail from her on MySpace this week. By the way, the local championship wrestling association still wants me to let them kick my ass... Back to Lena. She's from the Ukraine also - the eastern end, where they really love Putin. All I gotta say is Yowza Comrade !!! Did I ever mention that dark hair and blue eyes are my favorite?

She's written three times this week, although she has to have her letters translated. Why do all the pretty ones not speak English?? Anyway, she is a florist, she's 26, and she is looking for a good man to, they say there, "spend the life". If she can't find a guy, then it is official... UKRAINIAN GUYS ARE STUPID !!!! But their loss is America's gain. Here's some more pics:

Lena at work...
Planting tulips on something....

Lena at... who cares! Look at her..

Lena and her Aunts... Good genes, eh?

Now, before you guys start freaking out, I know - it's a scam. But at least this girl answers questions that I ask, and doesn't just send a form letter..... Here's what will happen: We'll send e-mails back and forth, we'll get very close, she'll begin to think of me often, with loving thoughts. Then she'll decide that she HAS to meet me. She won't ask for money - she'll pay her own way, and then give me the itinerary for her trip. Next, she'll go to Kiev by bus to catch her flight, and some terrible tragedy will befall her there. She'll be pickpocketed, mugged, or the KGB will impound her breast implants. Then she'll need me to Western Union her cash....... As Grady the Badger said, 'Ka-POWEE !!!'

Sure, this will go nowhere, but it's more fun than chatting with the Wrestlers for Jesus Guy.....

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