HAL 9000 And a Special Guest Have a Message for Earl ....
With the New Millenium of posts, we've decided that we are going to change to world, and mold it into the way we want it. To change the world, you have to change your own backyard, and fix the things that you can fix. We're going to start with our buddy, Earl Capps....
Last week, there was a big rumor going around that our pal Earl was considering a run at State GOP Party Chair. Maybe it was serious, maybe it was to not make it so easy for Karen Floyd. Honestly, Earl running for office on the surface might not have been a bad idea. He knows all the in's and out's of the party, he has a great track record and winning percentage, and he's an everyday guy. Or is he?
Everyone knows that Earl is a shill for the Education people - at least that's what I read on his blog all the time. Oh, and he's a big, fat RINO !!! I read that a lot too. Yes, believe EVERYTHING I read on the internet.... But really, who would choose a guy who listens to Queensryche, Dokken and WASP 24/7 - and who wears checkerboard sneakers?? And he drinks beer , and he LIKES it - a lot !! And perhaps worst of all.......... he's CATHOLIC !!!
I asked HAL 9000 if Earl should run for SCGOP Chair, and his answer was "I DON"T THINK SO, MIKE"... Personally, I never argue a 21st Century Supercomputer. But don't just take HAL's advice, here's what Earl's hero, Capt. James T. Kirk has to say....
"GET A LIFE, EARL !!!"
.
15 comments:
You sure about the beer. Does beer and BBQ go together. Are you the real Captain Kirk? Earl could get into running for office but he is kind of honest for that.
I am positive about the beer, although man does not live on beer alone...
Do you make your living off the evening news? Would you like something-something you can use?
True Mike, Earl must have BBQ, though as a politician's skrit issues, I've yet to hear him commit to what color sauce is his favorite...
We politicians have to stop being so wishy-washy, which is why I make my opinions well-known...... VINEGAR SAUCE ROCKS !!!!
Mustard-based sauce is what has led to our nation's decline. It allows a scalawag like Maurice to steal the Colonel's schtick and put log cabins in Cayce, SC. Enough is enough!
How is it that all blog posts end up talking about BBQ or The Trophy Club ??
Mmmmmm...bar-be-qued strippers...
For $20 extra, they'll include the sauce for you !!
Did you say Maurice is a Log Cabin Republican?
he does wear all white and bolo ties...
Maurice a log cabin Republican? OH My Stars and Bars!! Wade Hampton and Ben Tillman are spinning in their graves. That could explain the aftertaste, never did believe it was due to the mustard!
AAARRRGGGHHHHH!!!! Please forget I ever said that!!! Stop speculatiing - I just ate!
pLuv, Maurice's business predates Harlan Sanders enterprise by perhaps a decade, at the least, even to the days when he was a Democrat, then Dixiecrat and finally supporter of the American Independant Party (mid-60s perhaps, close to the time Columbia's first KFC opened in a converted gas station down the street from Shandon Baptist Church.
West Rhino, I defer to your BBQ/Chicken history knowledge, but I would remind you that there is Bar-B-Que and then there is Bar-B-Que...
Remember when he paid homeless black men to sit outside of the Wal-marts with Confederate flags in protest of them dropping his mustard-based swill?
The Colonel never would have done that...
Post a Comment