Monday, January 11, 2010

Better Change That Slogan to "I Can See Rupert Murdoch's Office From My Backyard.'

Palin Joins Fox News ......Quit Staring At 'Em !!!

Ahhhh, PhotoShop is Great...... No, that's not hers - it's her head on a Porn Star's body, and no, I didn't do it, so don't sue me. Yep, it's official - Sarah Palin will be a commentator on Fox News. Good for her... Hopefully, this will end any talk of her running for President. Also she'll be sliding into the Number 30 spot on my Fox Hotties List, behind (in alphabetical order) Alicia Acuna, Julie Banderas, Shannon Bream, Patti Ann Browne, Alisyn Camerota, Gretchen Carlson, Cheryl Casone, Jamie Colby, Domenica Davis, Janice Dean, Jill Dobson, Ainsley Earhardt, Harris Faulkner, Courtney Friel (my fave), Lauren Green, Kimberly Guilfoyle, Molly Henneberg, Laura Ingle, Megyn Kelly, Molly Line, Martha McCallum, Michele Malkin, Dagen McDowell, Heather Nauert, Reena Ninan, Uma Pemmaraju, Caroline Shively, Jane Skinner, and Lis Wiehl. I guessed and thought there would be 27, but I guess Fox snuck a couple in on me....

So, Caribou Barbie and I are gonna be in New York at the same time - I smell Destiny. Better get that resume ready for the intern job. I can hear it now.... 'HEY MONKEY BOY, SHAKE A LEG AND GO GET ME A DOUBLE MOCHA-FRAPA...... THE CAFFEE WITH ALL THE CHACKLATE AWN IT !!!!! YOU'RE DARN TOOTIN, YA BETCHA !!!! I can't wait......

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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Mike-sounds like Sarah already has you in a dog collar and a short leash..woof woof...

pluvlaw said...

Come on...where's Doocy?

Anonymous said...

Who's the pornstar's body?

Anonymous said...

Sara needs a pearl necklace to complete her ensemble.