Friday, January 01, 2010

Smart Mop: Allows You to Do the Truly Gross

No Thanks, We'll Drink Our Soda From a Can....

General Rule of Thumb: If something is called 'Smart' whatever, it's usually stupid... Why else would they need to tell you it's smart. Remember the GMAC SmartLease or the Smart Car? We did like SmartFood White Cheddar Popcorn... Today, we give you Smart Mop. The stupidity isn't so much in the product - IT'S A MOP !! WHOOPPEEE !!! The stupidity is in what Limey Talking Head Anthony Sullivan says about 30 seconds into it. The grossness of his statement will amaze you.....

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr6qaG8RlUk

Yes, you heard right - go take that soda you just spilled on the floor and wiped up with a mop, and ring it back into a glass and - BARF !!! - drink it! I haven't been to England ever, but I can't think that the economy is so bad over there that Mr. Belvedere here is suggesting we drink dirty soda. Personally, I never been that thirsty.....

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