Thursday, October 01, 2009

Giving Guys Everywhere False Hope ....

Yeah, JT's Running Alright ......

Much like last year, when Megan Fox broke up with Brian Austin Green, we try to keep you up on the latest whenever any hottie splits with her boyfriend. Not that you have any shot in hell of being 'The Rebound Guy', but at least we let you know, and thus it is all left in your hands.....

Since you missed out on Megan, we have another alert for you. Word is Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are on the outs now too... Depending on what rag you read determines whether this is true or not. People says they are still together, US Weekly says it's been over for a month. We'll break the tie. I heard from my cousin's hairdresser's nephew, who has a friend that knew a guy that worked next to the cameraman on the set of "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry" that they are Audi'sville.

With confirmation from such a reliable source, I'd say it's time to break out those old '7th Heaven' VHS tapes, and brush up on your favorite scenes, in case Jessica ends up in your drive-thru at Starbucks .....



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