Tuesday, October 27, 2009

How to Bag Your Own Cougar ....


Tread Lightly When You're In the Jungle, Fellas !!
You gotta love Bobby.... True, he is as indecisive politically as anyone you'll ever meet, and he hates every team that I like..... But, the man can find some kooky websites. Today, he texted me (thanks for the .25 charge, buddy) a new one - Cougar Life !!!
It's pretty much the same as eHarmony, True or Match.com, except for one tidbit ...... The spot where you put the age parameters doesn't go below 35 !!!! The pictures are pretty funny too. Half of the women are kinda naked, although you don't see anything. For a single guy in his early 40's looking for some new action, this could be a Godsend...
I know, I know. I already have about 15 female friends around that age that live nearby now. Why not hook up with one of them? Well, most of them are married or dating someone. secondly, and most importantly - you NEVER go Cougar Hunting near your own den! But you probably know that already. If your name is Earl Capps, or anyone else for that matter, this should give you a good laugh,and it's free - but they do make you put a picture on the site. Happy Cougaring ......
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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Meow??...

earlcapps said...

Very funny, but you know, maybe I should try finding me an older sugar momma and quit holding out for a soulmate.

After all, look what the whole soulmate quest thing did for Mark Sanford?

Anonymous said...

Guess we can now understand what Mark Sanford meant when he said "here kitty kitty"...teg