Monday, December 31, 2007

Does Your Candidate Have a Weakness?? Stop It With Leak Ender 2008 !!






















Hi, I'm Billy Mays, that annoying guy who does all the infomercials on TV. Do you have a favorite Presidential candidate, but you know that he/she has a weakness in their platform? Well, your solution is here - Leak Ender 2008 !! The amazing new product that will fix any issue problem for any candidate !!







Simply spray Leak Ender 2008 on your candidate, and watch it's super polymer action fix that crack in the platform.... Don't believe it?? Here are a few testimonials.....




"Being a US Senator for only 2 years, I was pretty weak on Foreign Policy. A simple coat of Leak Ender 2008, and the next thing I know, I started referring to myself as an agent of change... It worked great, and I'm up in the polls..."
Barack O. , Illinois.
Yes, Leak Ender 2008 works on any candidate, any issue, on the Local, State and Federal levels !! One application, and the crack in the platform is gone forever. ** From the people who brought you Mighty Putty for Politics, it's Leak Ender 2008. Try it once, and you'll want to run for any office....
** - Leak Ender 2008 does not guarantee victory. Use only on political shortcomings. It does not work on poor judgement, sexual scandals, arrests or certain foolish comments. Additional coats will not work better. Does not work on Dennis Kucinich, Duncan Hunter, Chris Dodd, or Ron Paul.
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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Heard on Radio Free DC,

"Free Obama's white grandma!"

Anonymous said...

go wr