Thursday, December 04, 2008

2700 Yr. Old Corpse Loses His Pot.....And His Jack Johnson CD's !!

Weed Found In Ancient Tomb.... But the Potato Chips Are Missing.

For those of you who thought smoking pot was just discovered in the past decade or two, we have news for you... Archaeologists in the Gobi Desert region of China found a tomb, and as they unearthed it, the discovered something they weren't expecting - a 2 pound stash of marijuana........ I shit you not. It is the oldest confirmed finding of chiba in recorded history...

How could they tell it was pot? It was so well preserved, that it was still green! Thye had it tested, and sure enough , it tested positive for THC. Along with the pot, he had a make up bag, bridles, pots, archery equipment and a harp. This guy was packed for one hell of a trip, wasn't he? The archaeologists believe he was a local Shaman, so he was pretty important.

Of course, the big question is, "How did they do weed back then?" There is no evidence of smoking it from then. There were no vaporizers orBIC lighters, so it's assumed that it was eaten. Uh, yummy ! Guess he hasn't seen that blog post with the YouTube clip o that kid with the light bulb.... Luckily, we found another video clip of the Shaman....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZQwnJTPh-M

.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

they probably had bongs made of gold

Thoroughbred 401k said...

Nope - no bongs back then they said.. They ate it. Very inefficient. King Tut needed a Vaporizer..