Saturday, September 05, 2009

Coming Soon to Theaters ....I Know Who You Did Last Summer

(Cue Movie Trailer Guy Voice). In a World .......

Coming soon a theatre near you.... A tale of a man who can see the sexuality of a man through the blogosphere - from 500 miles away !!! I Know Who You Did Last Summer is a frighteningly true (maybe) story of sex, intrigue and political deception, where nothing is what it seems...

A Lieutenant Governor who has hit 40 without being married, so he must be gay.... Meanwhile, his missing in action boss fights off a bloodthirsty legislature for his job for his Argentinian dalliance - while one of his appointees is giving lap dances on his wife's desk in between steamy novels.. The action and intrigue will keep you on the edge of your seat - mostly because you'll be too afraid to get anywhere near it...

Featuring an All-Star cast: Mark Sanford, Andre Bauer, Jenny Sanford, Maria Belen-Chapur, Mike Rogers, Henry McMaster, Kristin Maguire, Jakie Knotts and every blogger on the planet, I Know Who You Did Last Summer will having you begging for NO MORE, and lining up at the movie theatre - unless it goes straight to DVD ....

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1 comment:

earlcapps said...

I'm still waiting for when people will realize I'm 38 years old and live by myself.

Then again, while we're talking about who is doing what and with whom ... are you ... ?