Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Prison's a Bitch, Ain't It Allen?

Stanford Finds Out That Inmates Are Tougher Than Charles Gibson ..

Financier R. Allen Stanford, who duped investors for about $8 billion, then threatened ABC's Charles Gibson for lumping him in with Bernard Madoff, got the First Class treatment in a Conroe, Texas jail as we awaits trial....

Apparently, Stanford, who refers to himself as 'Sir Allen' after being knighted in Barbados (which is why I call myself King Michael ever since my visit Medival Times) did get along with a fellow inmate. Stanford got jacked up in a major way - a concussion, a broken nose and two black eyes. Not word on if he pooped his prison shorts...

Welcome to the Big House, Allen!

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