Rule of Thumb... You Support Abortion, You Don't Get the Wafer.....
Give the Archbishop of San Francisco a lot of credit: he may be one of the last bastions of religion in San Francisco, but he doesn't let you pee on his turf - Speaker of the House or not... Apparently, Pelosi - a closet expert on the tenants of the Catholic Church - said that there is a lot of contraversy of when life begins in the Catholic Church. WRONG !! This comment ticked off Archbishop George Neiderauer so much that he has contacted Pelosi to discuss the issue directly with her, and set her confused mind straight.
In case you want to know, the Catholic Church - like many issues - is very rigid on this subject. Life begins at conception, and abortion is viewed as a sin. Case Closed. Sure, you can disagree with it as a Catholic, but that is their view, and Pelosi clearly has some fuzzy thoughts on the tenants. Neiderauer wants it fixed , ASAP. If not, he may seriously consider withholding communion from Pelosi. By the way, communion is the best thing the Catholic Church ever had - the wafer literally melts in your mouth - yummy !!
Pelosi is being apologetic, and she says she is looking forward to getting the Archbishop straight on Catholic policy - I mean, listening to him correct her. If there's anything Pelosi loves, it's being critiqued when she is wrong or uninformed. She better just hope he doesn't break out the nuns with the rulers - WHACK !!!
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8 comments:
reckon she has had plastic surgery
No doubt. Her face is like a Seurat painting - the closer you get, the more of a freakin mess it is. Good to see those two semesters of Art History still pay off now and then.
Perhaps Nanner should ask for the Catholic Church's position on plastic surgery too.
When's the excommunication ritual begin?
PS Should I ask Miss Manners if marshmallows and hot dogs are approriate for leftist book burnings and burning at the stake?
Us Eastern Rite Catholics don't use wafers for communion.
We use real bread, which is cut up into small pieces, dipped into the chalice and then placed directly in the open mouth of the parishoner.
No vanilla wafers and grape juice, like the temperance-crazy holy rollers do. Then again, they didn't have vanilla wafers and grape juice at the Last Supper either.
WEST: Marshmallows and hot dogs sound like a great idea to me!
We had the best of both world at my church - melt in your mouth wafers and real wine. YUM !
I'm inclined to intinction, dipping the body into blood, though the field kits with a bit of matzoh and MD 20/20 with a moistened towelette may do in a pinch.
Earl, you do have a few oleander branches for the blue state folks to use with their carrot dogs, soy dogs and carbon neutral marshallows right?
sick
Hot Dogs and Marshmallows on Graham Slough ! Who's up for it??
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