Why Megan Fox May Be The Hottest Thing Going.

Megan's a Superhot Girl I Can Relate With.....

Pardon me, as I might a lot like Will Folks for a post here. In case you've been locked in a closet the past few years, this is Transformers star Megan Fox. I've never seen the movie, because I can't stand Shia LeBeouf. The kid was the biggest geek on Disney Channel three years ago, and now I'm supposed to think he's cool? Please....

Anyway, Megan has got it all: the dark hair and blue eyes (Probably my favorite), the nice boobs, the booty you can fit in a bottlecap - and some kooky experiences to boot.....

Exactly what am i talking about? Well, in a recent interview with GQ, she admitted that she used to have a girlfriend..... A Russian Dancer Girlfriend. Talk about having something in common. Okay, I never met a Russian Stripper, but I have been to the Ukraine - close enough... I'll just let Megan herself paint the picture for you....

"Well, that year my boyfriend broke up with me, and I decided — oh man, sorry, mommy! — that I was in love with this girl that worked at the Body Shop," said Fox. "I decided that I was going to get her to love me back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl, a stripper named Nikita."

Fox said Nikita would do "these beautiful slow dances to Aerosmith ballads." The actress also said she would bring the Russian stripper gifts and try to inspire her to quit her line of work.

"Look, I'm not a lesbian," said Fox. "I just think that all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes. I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl — Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She's mesmerizing. And lately I've been obsessed with Jenna Jameson, but ... oh boy."




Oh boy, you bet your ass !! Lucky for me, I read this for the first time at work. If I were home.... Anyway, is there anything hotter than a 22-yr. old hot actress talk all giddy with embarressment about her fascination with a girl? Certainly hotter than me talking about it, don't you think?



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