No Shootin' , and No Pootin' !!As we hit another milestone post number, we're celebrating with a post that represents our juvenile nature... With a lot of focus on the Sheriff's race, I ran into a couple of stories from the ridiculous side of law enforcement... Here's a couple of odd ways to assault a cop.
In Iowa City, IA , a 21-yr. old man was arrested for assault when he thought a cop 'looked like he needed a hug' - and gave him one. Uh, yeah, he was drunk. The guy threw his arms open at the policeman, and the cop did tell him to 'get away', and the guy hugged him anyway. He was sent to jail for assault, public intoxication for refusing to put his hands behind his head for cuffing. A little extreme? Maybe, but when a cop tells you get away, you get away.....
That's nothing compared to a guy in Texas... A Mexican national got arrested for DUI, and as he was being processed by the officer, he uh..... broke wind on purpose, and then .....uh, how you say... FANNED IT in the officer's direction. Since his colon was likely filled with frijoles and salsa, it's safe to say it was a bit stenchy, and the cop arrested him for assault. Whether it was Assault with a deadly weapon is unknown. Depends on the severity of the smell, I suppose. That guy's lucky he didn't die in custody.......
Today's lesson? Don't touch a cop - with anything.... Especially if you're this guy...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3Zq2HzJH6s
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2 comments:
sounds like a bunch of shit to me. next time the cop just needs to run him down with his patrol car. i'm all for that.
Geneva convention prohibits use of biological weapons and by extension, if the farted on officer were inclined, perhaps Homeland Security would oblige and add Seenor Farthead to the terrorist list and oh geez, how did he get to Gitmo with all the arabs? Profiling and discrimination I guess, though Texas will add the broken tailight charge and just maybe a Cali warrant is filed for a vehicle not meeting emissions standards.
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