Trust Me Hulk, I've Been There.....
Not being one to risk my life by telling a guy twice my size what to do in life, i'll do it anyway..... Most of us know that Hulk Hogan and his wife are splitting up, and part of the process is diving the marital proprty, also know as Mrs. Hogan cashing in her chips....
Here is my advice: When your wife estimates your net worth at $26 million, don't go and estimate it at $32 Million - it only costs you money. Bite your tongue, and say "Yep, it's $26 Million , Your Honor." In fact, you might even want to say you have LESS than what she says. If it were me, i'd tell the judge that I'm sleeping at Randy 'Macho Man" Savage's house, and eating Beenie Weenie and Vienna Sausages. Yes, I love to use 'Beenie Weenie' whenever possible....
When your ex admits to spending $7k a month on clothes, $7500 amonth on cleaning services (?), and $1700 a month on jewelry, there is obviously some wiggle room. You just gotta think, Big Fella.....
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3 comments:
too many chairs to the head.
God forbid if he admits to being worth less than he actually is..
Maybe he'll have a few viagra and laxative commercials to tide him over.
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