Is Kim Jong Illin' ??

I still like the 'toon version of him from "Team America" more than any actual picture of him... So, has Kim Jong Il had a stroke or not? Who knows for sure, but when you aren't seen in public for a month or two, things will get sketchy.

How can they clear all the confusion? Well, he could show up - like when Jim's friend Fidel finally showed up in his red jumpsuit. Maybe Il is really sick, and if he recovers, he'll pick an idiot relative to succeed him too. How do you think he got the job???

Of course, there is the serious matter of a country getting eerily close to having nuclear missles losing it's leader. Will they get someone even more off-kilter, or will we get lucky? Your guess is as good as mine....

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