The Difference Between Kenney Boone and Chuck Norris ? There Is None.
What is the most commented post of the nearly 1500 entries that I've done? The one about Kenney Boone and Jimmy Gregg for Florence County Sheriff. It's had over 30 comments, and 10 months after I wrote it, it STILL gets comments on almost a daily basis. Certainly, the post has made the rounds in town, and it just goes to show that all politics is local.....If Kenney wins in November, will I take credit? You bet your tushie !! If he loses, will I take the blame? Absolutely......... not. No one listens to me anyway, right?
I'm feeling a bit spunky today, so I'm endorsing Kenney officially today, and I am listing my reasons here. The best way I can explain Kenney's strengths is to hijack comments made about another tough lawman - 'Walker, Texas Ranger' star , Chuck Norris.
If you've never seen it, there are a series of websites that tell HOW TOUGH Chuck Norris is. So, all I've done here is use Kenney's name in place of Chuck's, but it does the job......
Kenney Boone's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever...
Kenney Boone will never have a heart attack, because his heart isn't foolish enough to attack him.
Kenney Boone frequently donates blood to the Red Cross - just not his own.
Kenney Boone is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Kenney Boone does not wear a condom, because there is no such thing as protection from Kenney Boone...
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Kenney Boone.....
Kenney Boone has already been to Mars. That's why there are no signs of life there.
Crop Circles are Kenney Boone's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the heck down.
When Kenney Boone was denied a Sausage McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked it so hard, it turned into a KFC. And he got his McMuffin...
Kenney Boone drinks Napalm to quell his heartburn.
That's once tough guy...... Got any others to add? Feel free to comment. You're allowed on this one....
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22 comments:
you cannot improve on this
Yeah, you have to read a lot of crap here, but once in a while, I write a winner..
Kenny Boone doesn't do push-ups, Kenny pushes the Earth down.
My favorite Norris doesn't that Chuck turned to a Mike Huckabee doesn't.
Mike,
We should have Kenney Boone shirts made with these comments - THEY ARE GREAT!!!!! I am still laughing so hard my co-workers wanted to make sure I was still breathing.
GO TEAM BOONE!!!
I think the future not only holds a VICTORY for Sheriff Boone but I hear it's going to be a LANDSLIDE!!!!
SHERIFF BOONE IS SO TOUGH THAT HE INVENTED ALL THE COLORS IN THE BOX - EXCEPT PINK - JIMMY GREGG INVENTED PINK!
SHERIFF BOONE CAN SLAM A REVOLVING DOOR!
ONCE A COPPERHEAD BIT SHERIFF BOONE AND AFTER FIVE DAYS OF EXCRUCIATING PAIN THE SNAKE DIED.
WHEN SHERIFF BOONE EXERCISES THE MACHINE GETS STRONGER!
SHERIFF BOONE LETS CHUCK NORRIS ACT TOUGH ON T.V BUT CHUCK KNOWS HE'S ON A SHORT LEASH!
Hey, you better be careful on that last one... Chuck is not one to be tampered with !
Hahaha Mike you've outdone yourself this time. This is Great!! Go BOONE!!!
Thanks a lot. Of course, these jokes are not mine. Just Google Chuck Norris Jokes, and they're all over. But I did think it was witty of me to apply it to a Sheriff's race.
Yeah that's what I was referring too. I'm a big fan of chuck norris jokes and a big fan of my sheriff/boss KB.
Has the crime rate trended down in Florence County since Kenney Boone has been in office? Not that I can see by the crime statistics I've been able to pull up. So why should I vote for him over Jimmy Gregg.
I don't follow the numbers as much as you do , Bob. But if you're being more pro-active and arresting criminals, the numbers are bound to rise. It's a two-headed tiger: do you make your area look less safe by higher enforcement, or do you turn the other cheek, and make your area look safer?
I’ve been following the statistics and yes the numbers might be higher, but that's due to Sheriff Boone being Pro-Active in Fighting Crime. In the History of Jimmy Gregg being Sheriff, he never entered Federal Court until the day he testified as a Character witness for a known drug dealer. Sheriff Boone and his team spend just as much time in federal court as they do state court. Jimmy Gregg wasn't a huge crime fighter due to not wanting his voters to be upset. He didn't allow his deputies to write tickets, or was at least not happy about them doing so. Obviously, Jimmy Gregg turned the cheek when it came to fighting crime, as it's obvious when you testify for a drug dealer in hopes of helping him. That's not the Sheriff I want running the county my children have to grow up in. Drug Dealers should fear The Law not call on them for favors. What happens when those drugs get into the hands of our children? I also commend Sheriff Boone for taking down the Nine Corrupt Public Officials in Lake City. Also, with the help of DEA they seized$3,441,117.00 in Drugs and Weapons. You can go to www.myspace.com/reelectboone to check out some of the other statistics. It's pretty impressive, and it's all true. He also has received awards for creating such an impressive agency. For example, Florence County Sheriff's Office won Model Agency for the Nation last year under Sheriff Boone's Administration. He is not only liked in Florence County, but respected all over South Carolina, even by other Sheriff's. He has done more in Four Years than I think Jimmy Gregg did the entire time he was Sheriff. We also need not forget about Jimmy not taking the proper measures to protect the Citizens of Florence County from a Double Murder Suspect in 1997. This cost a Deputy his life, and that's a Big Deal. He has never answered for this mistake. To be quite honest, I don't know how he can face the citizens of Florence County? When voting for Sheriff I look at the facts. It's not a decision based on which party I favor, but instead whose going to make my county safer for my family. I actually voted for Jimmy Gregg once based on the promises he made, but his actions speak louder than his words. I actually feel guilty knowing I voted for him. Many say Jimmy is part of that "Good Ole Boys Club" but as a person who knows a lot of those "Good Ole Boys", I have to admit I think they are all Boone Supporters these days. Those Good Ole Boys have families and those families and their safety come before Jimmy Gregg's Approval and Friendship.
When Kenny Boone falls in water, Kenny Boone doesn't get wet. Water gets Kenny Boone.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Kenny Boone pajamas.
Kenny Boone does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
Kenny Boone is the reason why Waldo is hiding
so..........I was right, although my answer lacked the depth of anon 11:34's reply.
Hahaha! "KB is the reason Waldo is hiding."
It appears it's true the family and friends of Deputy Rodgers are backing Sheriff Boone. That says ALOT.
http://www.myspace.com/deputyjoeyrodgers
You're right, we are anonymous 12:04.
I don't think either one needs to be in office. As for the comment on Deputy Rodgers, how many advertisments have you seen for the Joey Rodgers Scholarship Foundation. And how many have you seen for the Camp Pee Dee or what ever the other things are that you see all the time. I personally don't feel like either one of them (Gregg or Boone) has made sure that Joey is remembered. They advertise alot more for other things. Don't get me wrong, those are good things. But I man giving his life to save others is the ULTIMATE SACRIFICE.
Cooking the books for NCIC reporting is nothing new. A Charleston Chief is alleged to have done that as was a Columbia Chief...
Stuff that "never happened" has also been found in a number of late magistrates' files, fines paid, but points never ever processed by DHPT.
Same ol', same ol' in the good ol' boys network.
I'm sorry Anon 10:11, we ony allow a maximum of five exclamation points per comment - 18 is a bit high. From now on, you'll have to stay out of the Express Lane..
for Mike Reino,I will use as many exclamation marks that I want to use,,Who died and gave you a Diploma!
Hey, it's my blog - I can set any rules I want to. But you did only use one this time, so combined that drops your average down to 9.5 exclamations per comment.
We'll let you slide.. :)
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