Just in time for the South Carolina Primary, SC6 brings back it's old friend, and star of our 2006 Get Out the Vote Effort, Gunnery Sgt. Hartman..... Yep, Gunny Hartman has been busy since he last spoke with us, but he's back to help you choose a candidate on Saturday. With all of the candidates claiming to be the most conservative, we're sure you'll agree that his help is needed.....Here are his comments on the candidates..
Ron Paul of Texas. "Texas? Jesus H. Christ! Only two things come from Texas - steers and Libertarian kooks!! This guy says he served? Well he wasn't a Marine... Marines don't deliver babies - they kill, kill, KILL!! Marines don't pull our troops out of Iraq - they tear off Osama's skull and take a giant crap down his neck.""
Rudy Giuliani. "Did this guy's parents have any kids that lived?? What kind of strategy is it to be leading, then drop out of all the early states?? This campaign would diddle you doggy style, and not have to common courtesy to give you a reach around."
Fred Thompson. "How tall is he - 6'5?? I didn't know they stacked crap that high..... The guy wants to be President about as much as I like the VC... I like him though - I'll trade his wife for my sister."
Mitt Romney. " Is he a peter puffer? I'll bet he could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!!! He's flipped positions so many times, he's either a gigolo or a contortionist. I've got his name, I've got HIS ASS !!"
John McCain. 'Why that little maggot makes me wanna vomit...... Six years in a camp with Charlie, and he doesn't kill one of them?? Bullshit! He's an unorganized, grabastic piece of amphibian crap. He is tough, but no one will like him because he is tough. I'm kidding - Navy guys are all sissies!!"
Mike Huckabee. 'Let me tell you something.. God has a hard-on for the Marines ,Mike Huckabee and Chuck Norris. Why? Because they kill everything they see - including whatever Huckabee is hunting. Any little slimy- crap, twinkly-toed, common ass, corksucker who takes him on is signing his own death warrant. He will PT them all until their butts churn buttermilk !! He'll..."
We get the point....... Looks like Gunny Hartman is picking Huckabee, and so are we - by a hair..
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8 comments:
And Dunc Hunter, like a good ranger and ninjas that rule the night, slipped past Gunny... well SHIIITE! An inconveniet truth for the McCainacs, Ranger Hunter has a son that was off with SPEC OPS in Stanley's Afghan in the land of the sand... no wonder the mainstreaming media keeps trying to bury Hunter, though his positions almost exactly match Fred Thompson, who plays a senior naval officer very well (QV Flight of The Intruder and The Hunt For Red October)
Huck isn't my first choice, but he's in my top three and could live with my delegates voting his way and he is one of the least likely to upset the state hierachy with paybacks when elected for not backing him.
Yeah, I forgot Duncan, but I thought he dropped out. It's a crowded field, and Congressmen don't get much respect in Presiential races - ask Dennis Kucinich.
Besides, i was running out of Gunny Hartmanisms...
mccain will win tomorrow
Hunter is still on board and still the only one to have forced congress to actually build any of the fence. Yup it might be called pork for his part of San Diego and hte McCain revolving door is further east, but Hunter's district is one that we hope doesn't fall off when the rest of the crap starts to slide into the Pacific.
Looks like Huck gets the League of the South vote over McCain... I don't know if that will do it, but the reduced crossover vote may kill McCain in SC.
On the other side of this one, it seems the guy that's no Goldwater is spitting on Glenn McConnell's support, per Newsmax item on the flag today.
Polls are all over the place -McCain up by 5pts to a dead heat with Huckabee, so who knows? I have to say that Moye is rarely wrong.
John McCain wins by a modest margin.
Huckabee, who has mostly been riding along on earned media buzz, never recovers.
Romney's campaign stumbles along with a third place showing.
Thompson's people finally start to see reality in a 4th place finish, and it ain't pretty.
Earl, check your math, honorable mention to Romney, by about 2800 votes, third goes to Thompson.
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