Did Barack Obama Steal a Dog For His Kids?

This Is Max, Who Only Escaped Being The White House Dog Through the Wonders of Modern Technology.....

Here is a story you will only read here on SC6.... You might call it an exclusive scoop - mainly becuase it's probably not true, but you never know.....

Richard Gonzalez of Brandon, Florida has gone through hell and back over his daughter's beloved Maltese, Max. Months ago, Max was stolen from her yard - and was never seen again !! That is, until this week. In a story reminiscent of 'The Incredible Journey', Max was found, thanks to an ID microchip imbeded in his coat. Ah, a nice human interest story - or is it?

What does Barack Obama have to do with all this? Well, let's do like Oliver Stone an hypothesize a bit, because what may be the truth reveals a conspiracy that goes all the way to the White House. Or at least a guy who will probably be in the White House soon.....

Max was stolen right during primary season in Florida, which we all know is a ket battleground state, so it's entirely possible that Obama was there at the time. After several months, Max was finally found in - you guessed it - Chicago, Illinois !!! Ad to that, the well-known FACT that Obama has been promising hs daughters a dog if he won the Election, and I think we have an air tightcase here. Slam Dunk, baby !!!

Forget William Ayres, Jeremiah Wright, ACORN or whether or not he was actually born in the United States, we have the smoking gun that John McCain has been looking for. No one wants to vote for a dog thief..... Let's hope that the guy who found Max was this lucky for finding him.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzHKO17AugU

Politics, Conspiracy, a Cute Dog, Ace Ventura and Gratuitous Sex - this may be some of my best work.....

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