Wednesday, October 22, 2008

89 Year Old Lady Ends Up In the Slammer - And You Won't Believe Why...


Edna Jester had it coming........ The 89 year old lady from Blue Ash, Ohio had to be taken into police custody to settle a matter involving n item she allegedly stole. Namely, a football that her neighbor's kids threw into her yard.
Yeah, no one likes when kids go haywire and stuff ends up in your yard, but kids will be kids. Guess Edna forgot about that, because she refused to give the ball back. It's pretty safe to say that she and he neighbor aren't very - uh.. - neighborly, because Dad Next Door called the cops, and after they warned her twice, then refused a citation, they threw her in jail....
She's due in mayor's court next month, although it appears that she still hasn't given the ball back... That would make her Court Jester next month.. Sorry, I couldn't help it.
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7 comments:

bobby said...

she was an old hag...throw the book at her.

Mike Reino said...

It does seem a bit crochety of her, doesn't it?

Anonymous said...

Time for her quid pro quo, vandalism charges against the kids and neglect charges against the parents...

Liz said...

When I was growing up we settled our own differences. Not tell and expect someone else to work it out for us. Both of these people over reacted!

Mike Reino said...

Yeah, the concept of Love Thy Neighbor seems a bit lost..

Liz said...

Apple pie works too.

Mike Reino said...

Maybe that should be the sentence for both of them.... Pie and a sit down!