Tuesday, October 21, 2008

You Sure Is Pretty... Redneck Pick Up Lines.


She's a Real Fixer Upper.... We're Talking About the Car.
Time for a play on one of our previous posts. My friend Heather sent this to me today - it's Redneck Pick Up Lines... Not much explaining needed here. Just enjoy......
1) Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em.
6) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.
7) Man - 'Fat Penguin!' Woman - 'WHAT?' Man - 'I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.'
8) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
9) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
10) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
AND.... the best for last!
11) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up
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3 comments:

Liz said...

For every pick up line, there is a put down line. Like; Be a tree and leave. Don't bother calling I'll be to far away. My Daddy, Brother, Son own shotguns. Take the highway to nowhere. I'll sweep you off your feet right into the trash.
Never used them, just heard them.
I don't fall for pick ups.

Mike Reino said...

In that case.... how YOU doin' ?????

Liz said...

Just fine I reckin! YOU?