Friday, October 24, 2008

I Smoke Two Joints For Breakfast....

Let's Talk About Something I Know Nothing About....

Pot. Weed. Chiba. Grass. Ganja. Buddha. Cannabis. Chronic. In fact, I found a website that has 3750 names for it... We're talking about smoking marijuana today. I'm an expert at it - especially since I haven't smoked pot since 1989... Being notoriously cheap, I never bought it, except for chipping in with others.

I know a lot of people who swear by the stuff, and they're not just kids. I know some guys in their 50's who toke up as soon as they get out of work. Life can be stressful, and for some, it calms them down a tick or two. Personally, I never got that much out of it. I just got real quiet and stupid. I once spent ten minutes in a poison ivy field looking for a softball - five minutes aftre the ball was found by someone else. Another time, I almost froze to death while walking back to the dorm in a foot of snow.... That's when i decided to quit.

I ran across this article in AskMen.com about pot smoking. The writer is surely Pro-Smoking. I'm not sure how accurate his info on the article is: pot promoting creativity, only affecting short term memory. But I know that there are millions across the country who believe it. And is it incorrect? I quit taking meds a year ago, and I found a drnk at the grocery store that trims my brain out real nice. I suppose there are non-medicinal ways of treating stuff. Anyways, here's the article...

http://www.askmen.com/sports/health/20_mens_health.html

Last week, I saw a segment on 'Manswers', where they asked the most effective way to smoke weed. I always thought a bong was best, but now they have something called a Vaporizer - not the thing that you use for the little kids. At least I don't think so. I never even heard of this, so I pulled this clip up. It's a guy making a homemade vaporizer from a light bulb.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEiJaHlUpyE

My first thought was what could this kid accomplish in the real world if he tried. Salt to remove the white filament? Instead, he's using his brains to invent more ways to get stoned. Too bad. Maybe he works on Wall Street or owns a successful business , but this is what many people think of when they think of Pot Smokers..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gGZAIFteAg&feature=related

Brad Pitt smoking pot in a Honey Bear container !! I still think of this scene everytime I hear Soundgarden's 'Outshined'..... So, what the heck am I saying?? Like most posts, I have no idea, or I forgot.... And I wasn't even high.

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6 comments:

Liz said...

Get a little distracted?

Mike Reino said...

I dunno.. That's the last time I blog while watching 'The Departed' at the same time..

I don't proofread these as I go along, and maybe I should sometimes, but it's not as disorganized as i thought it was. But it doesn't really have a great point,does it. Guess I just wanted to shake things up a bit tonight...

Liz said...

Shake, rattle and roll!

Mike Reino said...

Like a dashboard Hula Girl !!

normal mg said...

they should had legalized it back in the sixties man

Mike Reino said...

The do lose out on a lot of revenue...