Thursday, October 23, 2008

Just In Time For The Homestretch... More Kenney Boone Toughness Jokes !!!


Sheriff Boone at the Gator Festival.. There Were No Gators, So Kenney Went In the Swamp and Killed a Couple of Them For the Parade. Free Luggage for Everybody !!!
We're going into overtime tonight, so we'll give you one of your favorites..... The Kenney Boone Tough List.. Yes, Chuck Norris may come to Florence and pull my spleen out through my poop chute, but I'll take my chances. Kenney's got my back.. BTW, my picture from last year's blog post is prominently displayed on his MySpace page. No charge, guys ! Here we go.........
When Kenney Boone picks his nose, he really DOES find Gold.
Kenney Boone's hand is the only thing that beats a Royal Flush.
Kenney Boone doesn't wear a watch.. HE decides what time it is..
Kenney Boone once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
What is the quickest way to a man's heart?? Kenney Boone's fist !
There is no Theory of Evolution, just a list of animals that Kenney Boone allows to live..
Kenney Boone puts the laughter in Manslaughter...
When Kenney Boone gives you the finger, he's tellng you how many seconds you have left to live.
Kenney Boone doesn't see dead people...... He MAKES dead people.
Brokeback Mountain is not a movie, it's the pile of dead Ninja's in Kenney Boone office...
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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

This always crack me up. We need to get the word about so the comments can flow.

Mike Reino said...

Sounds good to me, but it is a weekend. I usually do my best work on the weekends, but everyone else is busy...

now i do like kenny boone mg said...

you know why the water is low at lake marion serious some dude from florence put kenny boone signs at the landing near me in clarendon county when the water was down and the lake is waiting on the campaign to get over with before it comes back up a true story i got pictures

Mike Reino said...

The ability to hold back rising water.... Now THAT is power...