Sheriff Boone at the Gator Festival.. There Were No Gators, So Kenney Went In the Swamp and Killed a Couple of Them For the Parade. Free Luggage for Everybody !!!
We're going into overtime tonight, so we'll give you one of your favorites..... The Kenney Boone Tough List.. Yes, Chuck Norris may come to Florence and pull my spleen out through my poop chute, but I'll take my chances. Kenney's got my back.. BTW, my picture from last year's blog post is prominently displayed on his MySpace page. No charge, guys ! Here we go.........
When Kenney Boone picks his nose, he really DOES find Gold.
Kenney Boone's hand is the only thing that beats a Royal Flush.
Kenney Boone doesn't wear a watch.. HE decides what time it is..
Kenney Boone once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
What is the quickest way to a man's heart?? Kenney Boone's fist !
There is no Theory of Evolution, just a list of animals that Kenney Boone allows to live..
Kenney Boone puts the laughter in Manslaughter...
When Kenney Boone gives you the finger, he's tellng you how many seconds you have left to live.
Kenney Boone doesn't see dead people...... He MAKES dead people.
Brokeback Mountain is not a movie, it's the pile of dead Ninja's in Kenney Boone office...