Wednesday, July 02, 2008

Help ! It's Dark Out Here ....


Hey. It's me, and I'm here in my car, spending the first night in utter solitude.... I don't think I'm gonna get any sleep tonight. For a full-sized car, the back seat on this Avalon leaves a lot to be desired. Next time I'm homeless, I'm going to steal the Van with the Wizard on the side from the Alltel commercial...... Betcha they sleep okay.
Seriously, all I hear are friggin' crickets, and my legs keep falling asleep !! I'm scared... There are twigs cracking, and I swear a water moccasin is going to slide in the car through the AC vents !!!!! This sucks , man. Thank God I go home tomorrow.... I swear, I'll never tear the tag off the mattress or go thru the express lane with 11 items ever again. I'll even never go to the Trophy Club - wait, let's not get crazy here...
Did you hear that? What is that????? MOMMY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just kidding. Matt found a place to stay, so I won't be sleeping in the car tonight - yet!
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2 comments:

first class seat u s airways mg said...

sitting here in my first class seat waiting to get out of new orleans and my pillow fits just right and the blanket is clean and just came out of the package wish you were here.

Mike Reino said...

Lucky Dog.