Hey. It's me, and I'm here in my car, spending the first night in utter solitude.... I don't think I'm gonna get any sleep tonight. For a full-sized car, the back seat on this Avalon leaves a lot to be desired. Next time I'm homeless, I'm going to steal the Van with the Wizard on the side from the Alltel commercial...... Betcha they sleep okay.
Seriously, all I hear are friggin' crickets, and my legs keep falling asleep !! I'm scared... There are twigs cracking, and I swear a water moccasin is going to slide in the car through the AC vents !!!!! This sucks , man. Thank God I go home tomorrow.... I swear, I'll never tear the tag off the mattress or go thru the express lane with 11 items ever again. I'll even never go to the Trophy Club - wait, let's not get crazy here...
Did you hear that? What is that????? MOMMY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just kidding. Matt found a place to stay, so I won't be sleeping in the car tonight - yet!