Ryan Seacrest Gets Bitten By a Shark ??
Talk about hearing good news, only to find out that nothing happened. Of all the reports of people getting eaten by sharks, and we hear that Seacrest gets attacked, and lives.....
Yep, on his radio show yesterday, the American Idol host reported that he was wading in shallow water in the Pcific Ocean, when he was attacked by a shark - sort of. He apparently got tapped by the side of the shark, then the shark bit him - but didn't break the skin. Guess it was a Fixodent Shark.... How do you get bitten and not bleed? Such is the magic of Seacrest.....
Guess this confirms a sad, undeniable fact........ Ryan Seacrest will NEVER die !!!!!
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2 comments:
The shark spewed, Seacrest is almost as unappetizing as Simon, though Simon gets a pass on professional courtesy from sharks.
The sharks just don't want to hear Simon criticize their biting ability.... "Your bite radius is completely unprofessional.."
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