Sunday, July 20, 2008

SC6's Guide of Women's Terms to Avoid Hearing....

Does This Look Familiar Guys?? What Did We Do NOW ?????!!
I'm not leaving this for you guys out of experience... I've been pretty stellar as far as dealing with the ladies goes lately - of course, having been single for an eternity, I haven't had to go traipsing through that minefield for a while.......
However, I have been there and done that previously, so I can attest to the correctness of this list. Here are a few general things women will say, and what they ACTUALLY mean. Hopefully, this will help you avoid the pratfalls that we men often pole vault into unwittingly. Wow, i just used traipsing, pratfall and unwittingly all in the same post ! I must have swallowed a dictionary today....... Thanks, Bobby.
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome" . that will bring on a "whatever").
(8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying ____ YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wro ng?" For the woman's response refer to # 3.


mg said...


west_rhino said...

Missing the "I hope you're happy".