Wednesday, July 02, 2008

Hey Chiefs Fans... Sit Yo' Asses Down !!

Those Butts Better Be Planted on the Seats, Or Someone's Gonna Pay !!

And now, a new snippet from the "I Shit You Not" file..... he Kansas City Chiefs of the NFL (No Fun League), have instituted a new rule for their fans at Arrowhead Stadium next year. Standing will not be tolerated at games next year. You read correctly... Standing or other forms of obstructing the view of other fans could result in getting kicked out of the game. From now on, you can celebrate that TD or interception with a gentle Golf Clap. Shhhhhhhh !!!!

Arrowhead Stadium has devised this as part of it's 'Fan Code of Conduct' for next year's games. Sure, it's supposed to make the games more family friendly, and to avoid the drunken strip shows that go on at halftime in the stands. Good Luck on that....

Trying to get football fans to stay in their seats is like getting Jim Clyburn to french kiss Pat Buchanan. It just ain't gonna happen... Football is football. It's the greatest game on earth, and Americans will not stand for this sitting. I say no to Arrowhead !! KC Chief fans must stand up for their right to stand up, and create chaos in the streets 24/7 til this unfair rule is done away with. Okay, maybe they might just want to write a letter...

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3 comments:

love my 49ers mg said...

glad i am a san francisco fan

Anonymous said...

Shades of the Gamecocks NO UMBRELLAS policy.

Jim did say he'd try frenching Babe Buchanan, Pat's sister, hinting that she swung Hill's way and he could switch her preference in more than one category.

Mike Reino said...

Like the guy in Robocop said, "I'd buy that for a dollar !!"