Venezuela: Home to Dictators, Oil, and the Hottest Babe In the Universe??
Little Hugo Chavez must be having a great day today. In the Ms. Universe pageant, Venezuela's entry, Dayana Mendoza, took home the big title. She now has a crown, a small cash prize, and the option of marrying Chavez or being executed.........I would choose death over life with that tiny craterface, but I really hate acne......
I give Chavez all of a week before he starts tooting his own horn about Venezuela's greatness, then he'll try and use it to poke his thumb in America's eye again. Naturally all this will result in oil prices rising another $10 per barrel. We should ban pageants alltogether. Two beauty pageant posts in one week? I better stop watching Bravo! and Ugly Betty.........
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2 comments:
while i would never insult any female that would read your post everyone knows the most beautiful women come from venezuela, brazil and mississippi
Mississippi - really? What is it about them?
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