Monday, October 01, 2007

And I Thought I Had a Bad Week. Britney Spears Loses Custody of Her Kids...



Brit and Kevin in Happier Times... But Who Gets Custody of the Dog?

Hot off the presses......... A judge in LA has ruled that Britney Spears is a huge Train Wreck, and that her kids would be better off with their wannabe Daddy, Kevin Federline. He also ruled that he would stepping down from the bench, because "This Is Truly the 7th Sign of the Apocalypse"...... His words, not mine. Maybe.

This whole episode has me really down. Who saw this whole thing coming?? I mean, if Britney and Kevin couldn't keep it together, what hope is there for us? Sure, Brit's gained a couple pounds since the babies came, and Kevin's CD didn't exactly light the planet on fire , but don't these things happen to us all? Guess it's true - money cannot buy happiness.

I suppose they'll both recover. Kevin will take care of two kids he probably didn't want, but had to have to cash out well - and Brit gets to pay for it. Meanwhile she can go back to hanging with Paris and Nicole - at clubs, not jail - and she won't have to worry about having Sean Preston be her designated driver.

Sad. Very Sad........

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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

sad, but true! she had it coming...train wreck, grease fire, tornado bait...

earlcapps said...

as someone who has won custody, i think it's great that the father got custody.

besides, since his album only sold like 15,000 copies, it's not like he's got anything better to do but raise kids. we know she sure isn't interested in the job.

but i'm just not sure if he's going to do a swell job either. if not, then i guess the court takes them from him as well.

poor kids ...

Thoroughbred 401k said...

Good point, Earl.

Anonymous said...

Brit is owned by Anubis