Wednesday, October 17, 2007

So, Where Does All the Miller High Life Go??

SC6 Needs Your Help to Solve a Mystery. No One Drinks Miller High Life, But They Still Make It, So Where Is It Going???

I was over Bobby's house, watching the playoffs - yes, Ben's parents are still here - and one of those Miller High Life commercials with the delivery truck guy comes on. So, I ask Bobby if he knows anyone who drink Miller High Life. Nope. Neither do I. I know Bob drinks Miller Lite, and I've seen a Genuine Draft drinker once or twice, but never High Life. So I need answer from you guys.......... Where is all this crappy beer going???

Sure in college, I saw my share of Keystone, PBR, and Milwaukee's Best in the fridge. And this is coming from a guy who went to Oswego, less than ten miles from the old Miller plant in Fulton, NY, and no one drank it.

Maybe its a racial thing. Is Miller High Life like Newports are to cigarettes, and Tahitian Treat is to soda ?? Hey, I do have a few African-American friends, and they don't drink it either, so that theory doesn't seem to hold water either. So where is the beer going? Does it magically evaporate in the bottle?? Do beer gremlins steal it all while we sleep? I need help on this one, gang...........

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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

How about Olde English?

I'll take a pint of Guiness though.

Thoroughbred 401k said...

Old English 800 get downed every night by Rufus on Dargan St. in it's little paper bag.

Ever see the SNL spoof for 'Coldcock' Beer ??

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