Wednesday, August 06, 2008

SC6 Breaking News: Call the Cops, The Montauk Monster Has Been Stolen !!


How Will They Find it? Just Follow the Smell........
Time to round up the posse.... The Montauk Monster has been stolen !!! The dog - un, unidentified animal - found on the beach last month on Long Island, has been stolen from the backyard of the guy who was holding him.
Eric Olsen, a Hamptons Real Estate agent and surfer - there's a nice combination - had been keeping the dog - uh, identified animal - in his yard to decompose, so that it's skeleton could be set in resin and encades in glass by a high end local artist. Only in the friggin' Hamptons.......
Such is life in the East End of Long Island. Everyone is a liar or a crook, and you can't buy a house until after high tide, when your real estate agent gets off the waves... Meanwhile, everyone is trying to make millions off of the carcass of a dead dog. Crazy.......
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